The Angry Patriot

Michael Jackson…Living Legend or Loathesome Letch?

I just love the Lib Media…the same folks who were swarming like piranha’s around a rancid bit of meat floating downstream (during not one, but TWO child molestation trials…), are now the first to sing the praises of a *cutting edge black entertainer who broke down barriers and stereotypes*…

What a crock of shit.

When OJ Simpson proclaimed that he was innocent, we all knew better. He was as guilty as the day was long, and folks knew it. Same with Jackson. Everyone *knew* he was diddling children, but for some reason were happy to turn and ignore it because he was a *celebrity*…he was the Magnificent MJ! I still recall all the teeny-boppers holding placards proclaiming their hero as a *victim*…they cried tears of joy at catching a glimpse of the freak as he walked into the courtrooms, and practically fainted when he jumped up on the roof of a SUV and struck a dance pose for them. I’m sure the stench of sopping panties filled the air as each one of those pre-pubescent girls immediately came with such orgasmic bliss that the Richter Scales in SoCo registered a tremor.

He’s not a hero…he was, and will always be, a child molesting weirdo.

Our soldiers are hero’s. Our parents, who immigrated here, worked their tails off, scrimped and saved and did without so that they could put us through school are the hero’s.

Not some freaky black man who didn’t want to be black, who was ashamed of his black facial features, his black skin, his black hair…

You want a black hero? Clarence Thomas. Deep thinker, upstanding individual.

Oh, thats right…if you’re not a Lib you can’t be a hero, because everyone knows that Conservatism and having morals is just WRONG…

Fucking Liberal Freaks….

Yambag Update

Saturday Night Live has their *Weekend Update* segment…Seeing that the cool name is taken already, I’ll start my *Yambag Update* segment.

Today’s Yambag Update is on the supposed *apology* of David *Yambag* Letterman. It wasn’t an apology. It was his attempt at explaining his moral relativism, where if you read between the lines, he’s apologizing for a bad joke, but not for being a fucking 62 year old lecherous scumbag. What follows is his *apology*, word for scripted word, with my interpretations and translations sprinkled in it…

“All right, here – I’ve been thinking about this situation with Governor Palin and her family now for about a week – it was a week ago tonight, and maybe you know about it, maybe you don’t know about it. But there was a joke that I told, and I thought I was telling it about the older daughter being at Yankee Stadium. And it was kind of a coarse joke.

And there is the first moral relativistic comment…not an outright admitting of *Yeah, it was inappropriate, and I crossed the line*, but a morally relativistic *And it was kind of a bad joke*. Kind of? Is that like someone being *kind of* pregnant? Or a terrorist being *kind of* a murderer? Can you see what I’m trying to point out here? Libs are all about relativism.

There’s no getting around it, but I never thought it was anybody other than the older daughter, and before the show, I checked to make sure in fact that she is of legal age, 18. Yeah. But the joke really, in and of itself, can’t be defended.

OK…remember that comment. He says right here that he thought that the joke was going to be on the older daughter. This is important, because it shows him to be not only the Yambag of the Week, but a *lying* Yambag.

The next day, people are outraged. They’re angry at me because they said, ‘How could you make a lousy joke like that about the 14-year-old girl who was at the ball game?’ And I had, honestly, no idea that the 14-year-old girl, I had no idea that anybody was at the ball game except the governor and I was told at the time she was there with Rudy Giuliani … and I really should have made the joke about Rudy …”

Wait, wait, wait…he first says that he checked on the age of the older daughter to make sure that she is of legal age. In my first snippet of his supposed mea culpa he says that he thought it was the older daughter at Yankee Stadium…then he says he made sure that she was of legal age…*then* he says that he understood that the only people who were going to be at the stadium were Palin and former Mayor, Rudy Guliani. Jesus H. Christ…does he really think that we are stupid enough to swallow this tripe?

“But I didn’t, and now people are getting angry and they’re saying, ‘Well, how can you say something like that about a 14-year-old girl, and does that make you feel good to make those horrible jokes about a kid who’s completely innocent, minding her own business,’ and, turns out, she was at the ball game. I had no idea she was there. So she’s now at the ball game, and people think that I made the joke about her. And, but still, I’m wondering, ‘Well, what can I do to help people understand that I would never make a joke like this?’ I’ve never made jokes like this as long as we’ve been on the air, 30 long years, and you can’t really be doing jokes like that. And I understand, of course, why people are upset. I would be upset myself.

No you wouldn’t…because you’re a Lib, and you Libs love this kind of morally degrading stuff when its a conservative on the receiving end…

“And then I was watching the Jim Lehrer ‘Newshour’ – this commentator, the columnist Mark Shields, was talking about how I had made this indefensible joke about the 14-year-old girl, and I thought, ‘Oh, boy, now I’m beginning to understand what the problem is here. It’s the perception rather than the intent.’ It doesn’t make any difference what my intent was, it’s the perception. And, as they say about jokes, if you have to explain the joke, it’s not a very good joke.

Perception, and not the intent? Are you serious? We *get* your intent, asswipe. It was your intent to disparage and destroy a child who had the unfortunate luck of being born to an extremely smart, vivacious, honest, and politically dangerous (to your Annointed One, the ObaMessiah) *woman*, of all things. You and your leftist douchebags hate Palin even more than you hated Bush, and for what? Because she empowers women to think for themselves as opposed to being told what to think by your FemiNazi brown-shirts like *N.O.W.*? My God..you leftist wingnuts are fucking pompous…

Well, my responsibility – I take full blame for that. I told a bad joke. I told a joke that was beyond flawed, and my intent is completely meaningless compared to the perception.

No shit…and you wouldn’t be apologizing if it weren’t for the fact that more and more people are calling for your ass to be fired. You’re not trying to apologize because you really are sorry for what you did…you’re doing it because you’re *afraid*….you’re a fucking *coward*….you lack the balls to stand behind what you said, and defend it. That’s what separates Yellow-Bellied Libs from Conservatives…you folks pander, and are cowards. We stand for what we believe, and we stand behind what we say, and what we believe in.

And since it was a joke I told, I feel that I need to do the right thing here and apologize for having told that joke. It’s not your fault that it was misunderstood, it’s my fault. That it was misunderstood. So I would like to apologize, especially to the two daughters involved, Bristol and Willow, and also to the governor and her family and everybody else who was outraged by the joke. I’m sorry about it and I’ll try to do better in the future. Thank you very much.

And there is the coup-d’grace… *I’ll TRY to do better in the future*…he left himself an out….he left himself a way to wiggle and squirm like the worm he is, so that when he disparages another conservative, he can come back and weep a few crocodile tears, and beg forgiveness because he really is *trying* to not offend, but you know, comedy is a hard job, and he can’t do his job and be funny if he needs to think about *everyone* who *might* be offended at a simple *joke*.

I have news for you, you asshat…*you* are the joke.

Americans are no longer laughing *with* you.

That are laughing *AT* you…

You douchebag…

Saturday Humor Post

OK…I’m going to try to post at least every Saturday, with fun stuff that I find on the web, which pokes fun at the Loony Left in this great nation. Enjoy!!!

First up…an excercise video!

Next up…lets expose the myth of Gun Control equating to LESS crime…

Penn and Teller weigh in on Gun Control…

…And the 2nd Amendment…

And as a finale, here’s what happened in t he formerly courageous and conservative Great Britain…

David *Yambag* Letterman

Lets get this off my chest right up front…I never liked Letterman. I have always thought him to be a classless individual, hard left-winger, who would quickly drop to his knees and suck the Great Schlong of the ObaMessiah in a show of support for the Bringer of  HopeyChangitude.

And now, he claims that *hey, they were only jokes! Lighten up already!*

But if a Conservative made a joke about a Clansman knocking up one of OBambi’s preciously precocious baby-factories during an intermission at a MLK rally, that would send our Liberal Media into a pihranna-like feeding frenzy, demanding all sorts of apologies, millions of dollars for civil prosecution, trumped up charges, and a grant to Mikey Lardass Moore for a riveting docu-drama on the hate that courses through the white mans veins where the Afro-American downtrodden are concerned.

Don’t try to tell me that we don’t have a Loberal Media Bias in t his country. We do, and its very evident. Liberals are fucking cowards. They would rather promote *gay pride* as opposed to National Pride. How can someone promote as *prideful* two guys sucking each others dicks? Or two females slurping at each others nether regions? Gimme a break…thats nothing to be proud of. That is abhorrent. But I digress…

Back to Letterman. He’s a dickhead. Classless, low-life, smelly and festering pile of shit.

Too bad the heart-attack didn’t do him in.

Finally…the CCW voyage has drawn to a close.

OK…so what started back in January when there was still about 18″ of snow on the ground, overnight temps in the single digits, and about a cord and a half of wood piled up on my patio…has finally come to a close.

I was approved for my Pistol License. Only took 4 months and one week, right to the day. On an aside, from what I’ve been told by other NY license holders, that was about 2 to 3 weeks *faster* than most other applicants.

Gotta love NY…but I digress….

I placed a deposit on a Bersa Thunder 380…not the Compact Carry version, either. The true-blue Bersa Thunder. While its a compact pistol (about the same size as a Walther PPK) its not one of the new breed of sub-compact that is accurate only to about 8 feet out, then all bets are off. The Bersa Thunder is a very accurate pistol at 10 yards (it’ll do 3″ groupings all day long at 10 yards) and given its size, impressively accurate at 20. True, most self-defense situations happen when the measurements are done in feet as opposed to yards, but its nice to know that I have an accurate pistol to start with, which can double for target fun, general plinking, etc.

Which would be wonderful.

If I could get ammo.

Ammo is a rare commodity these days, especially with the burgeoning popularity of the .380 Auto rounds, which are directly attributable to the Ruger LCP and Bersa Thunder series of handguns. It seems  that once the election of OBambi was a forgone conclusion, folks started to buy up these small, easily concealable guns. I’m guilty of the same thing, although I got into the game a bit late…January as opposed to late October / early November.

Compounding the problem (at least in NY State, and about 13 other states currently, with more on the radar) is the issue of micro-stamping, which has been left to the States to apply as they feel is neccessry. Thanks to the Brady Panty Wetting and Shit-stain Brigades, manufacturers (or so I’m told by ammo dealers) are only filling backorders, and not producing inventoried stock. The reason seems to be the way that the micro-stamping bills are being written. Any and all ammo not in private hands already (ie: its either inventoried at the manufacturer, wrapped on a pallet in the mfr’s shipping/recieving dock, en-route with a carrier, in the retailers inventory, or on the shelf right next to the cash register…) at the moment the new law takes effect, must be immediately destroyed.

Not covered by a grandfather provision where it can be sold off.

It must be destroyed. Can’t even be sent back to the mfr.

So you take the popularity and explosive sales of the small-profile guns like the .380 Auto’s (commonly referred to as a 9mm Kurtz, or 9 Short, as it is a 9mm x 17mm round) the small profile *true* 9mm (9 x 19), the concealable .40 cals (for example the Kahr P40)…then you mix in the skittishness of ammo makers over the onerous wording of the microstamping push by the Brady Nutjobs, and what any Business 101 freshman can even see is a case of demand far exceeding available supply.

In the window to the gun shop that I purchased my brand-spanking new Bersa, there was a small poster of The ObaMessiah, with the caption *Firearm Salesman of the Year, 2008 / 2009* In a rather twisted way, he did create jobs…gun makers have ramped up production to keep up with demand for compact handguns (currently, if you can’t find a Bersa on the shelf at a shop, you’ll typically wait 3 to 5 months on backorder….I was lucky, and got one of the last two that the gun shop proprietor had left in stock).

Ammo manufacturers have a phenomenal booking backlog (bookings are their pending orders. To us, the end user, its a backorder…) their book to ship ratio (in units) is pointing to continued growth (for every box of ammo they make, they get an order for two boxes), and their book to bill is tight, meaning that they get paid immediately, because the pending orders are already paid for in advance.

So, I guess that in a twisted sort of way, The Obamminator has managed to really set one industry on fire with his policies…to bad that his policy is to try to subvert the 2nd Amendment instead of to support and promote it.

The Gay Marriage Issue

The gay marriage issue is one that has no middle ground, and it *should* be clearly defined. So lets start here…

I hear folks, both liberal and conservative, stating that we should not make law that has the purpose of preventing people from being offended. And I wholeheartedly agree. So then, we should NOT make gay marriage legal. Because, when it comes down to it, the gay community makes a fuss about how they are *offended* by not having what they view as the same *rights* that hetero couples have. I fully agree that we should not pass laws to keep people from being offended. Ergo, we should not pass gay marriage rights, because that right is being demanded on the basis of being offended by *not having* the same rights as a man/woman couple.

Folks also state that personal religious views should not dictate what a human being can and can’t do under the law. Lets extrapolate, shall we?

Tom is in a loving, stable relationship with Butch. They share mealtimes together, they sleep in the same bed, they care for each other and watch out for each other, feel loneliness and longing when they are apart for extended periods of time. Wow! That sounds like a loving, committed relationship. Hell, if they should decide that marriage is the logical next step, so be it! Who am I to dictate that a same-sex marriage is wrong for these two?

Tom is male. Butch is male. Tom is human, Butch is a Saint Bernard. Does that make it different now? The relationship meets the standards (rather low standards if you ask me) that the Libs and the whack-jobs that support them have set. Do you notice that the whole gay marriage debate centers around *same sex* arguments. Now, given the Liberal mindset, and looking at the past Lib track record of *finding* rights for *disenfranchised* groups where none exist, is it really that much of a stretch to think that a liberal justice somewhere won’t get a case at some point by some looney-kazoony complaining that his rights are being violated because he can’t get a marriage certificate for a same-sex marriage? The fact that Butch is a dog is of no consequence. This is why we CANNOT even think of taking that first step down the proverbial slippery slope.

Firstly, there’s always some unscrupulous lawyer who needs to make a payment on the Bimmer, Bently, and Mercedes, who will happily go to bat for this nutcase. Second, there is some nutcase judge (California, anyone?) who will happily hear the case, so as to make their mark on judicial history by being in front of an issue like this.

Hector wants to play hide-the-sausage with George? Fine…do it in your own house. Same goes for females. Two females want to do competitive taco eating? Enjoy yourselves! Just don’t foist it on a generally conservative public that doesn’t want to see it be allowed, and told that it must be accepted as *normal*. Kudo’s to the folks in California who used their power as citizens to say *not in our state*. More surprisingly was the Cali supreme court upholding the collective will of the people.

Throughout history, marriage has been a social institution, a societal bond between a man and a woman. Period. Slam dunk, game over. Societal norms CANNOT be legislated. Look at what Affirmative Action has done for the blacks in this country…its been more divisive an issue than was imagined, not because people don’t want to integrate…but because they abhor being *forced* to do what they don’t want to do. Thats why Affirmative Action hasn’t had the fast-moving effects that was originally predicted or hoped for.

Society must, collectively, come around to acceptance on it own. You force an animal into a corner and leave it no place to go so as to live another day, its gonna turn into one mean-ass, foaming at the mouth killing machine. Society as a whole is no different. Push an unwilling society into something it does NOT want, and its going to turn into a foaming at the mouth, wild animal.

Its called Anarchy. Libs need to realize that they must tread lightly.

Idiots on the Bench

OK….we have complete morons on the SCOTUS bench. Idiots. Utterly contemptable douchebags.

Justices Stevens and Bryer, who would no doubt be the first to say that we need MORE gun control laws to *protect* society from the scary GUNS in said society, have a problem with ENFORCING the very laws put into place by the nanny-staters and panty-wetters of Congress. You can read it here, but to get right to the point, I’ve grabbed an excerpt for you…

The Supreme Court says accidentally shooting a gun during the commission of a crime should bring the same penalties as intentionally using a firearm.

This came as the high court on Wednesday upheld the conviction and sentence of Christopher Michael Dean, who was arrested for trying to rob a bank in Rome, Ga., in 2004.

A gun went off accidentally during the attempted robbery when Dean tried to switch the weapon from one hand to the other.

The discharge brought an automatic 10-year sentence for firing a weapon during a crime. Dean appealed, saying the automatic sentence shouldn’t count since the firing of the gun was accidental.

Federal prosecutors said the law doesn’t care why the gun went off, and the high court agreed.

Of *course* the court agreed. Why shouldn’t it? A handgun was used in the commission of a crime. Said handgun was discharged. I don’t care if it discharged when going from one hand to the other, or because the criminal was using it to pick his nose. The law clearly states that the discharge of a firearm whilst committing a crime carries a mandatory 10 year sentence. Period. Congress did *not* put in the exclusion of *only the intentional discharge*…the law they passed said, quite clearly, the discharge of a firearm in the commission of a felony.

So this douchebag criminal hired himself a few douchebag lawyers to try to appeal to the two douchebag justices. Thank God we have a conservative majority (sort of) on the bench, because common sense prevailed…

Chief Justice John Roberts, who called it “the case of the bungling bank robber” in his bench statement, said the law “does not require that the discharge be done knowingly or intentionally.”

If criminals want to avoid the penalty for accidental gunfire, they can “lock or unload the firearm, handle it with care during the underlying violent or drug trafficking crime, leave the gun at home or — best yet — avoid committing the felony in the first place,” Roberts said.

Damn right! Don’t wanna do the time? Well then, don’t do t he crime! Period. End of discussion. But noooooooo….the two Liberal Yambags on the court tried to find an exception in what Congress passed, by stating that Congress didn’t *intend* for the law to be used against someone who *accidentally* discharges a gun WHILE COMMITING A FELONY SUCH AS ROBBING A BANK!!!!!

Justices John Paul Stevens and Stephen Breyer dissented, saying Congress intended the automatic sentence to only apply to intentional discharges of weapons.

“Accidents happen, but they seldom give rise to criminal liability,” Stevens said. “Indeed, if they cause no harm, they seldom give rise to any liability. The court today nevertheless holds that petitioner is subject to a mandatory additional sentence — a species of criminal liability — for an accident that caused no harm.”

An accident? The law is CLEAR, you imbeciles! It says that a discharge of a firearm during the commission of a felony offense caries a mandatory 10 year sentence! Period! What is it that you liberal fucknuts can’t get through your thick skulls? You and your sick ilk cry, whine, stamp your feet, and throw tantrums because you wnat *more* laws to *control* guns, but yet you want to shoot holes (no pun intended) through the laws that Congress has already passed to *punish* the criminals for committing crimes with big, scary, nasty GUNS!

You all are a bunch of morons….

Carrie Prejean, American Role Model

Words cannot express how proud I am of Carrie Prejean, and of her stand against the Hollywood Leftists. Her actions go a long way to showing the intolerance which pervades our media, pervades the leftist agenda, and which is destroying this great country from within.

Let me say right up front that I believe homosexuality is abhorrent, it is an affront to nature and to the Creator. Two men shoving their phalus’ into each others ass and mouth is just wrong. Period. End of story. Its unfortunate that this mentally derannged minority in our midst has managed to foist their sick views and actions onto an otherwise good, God-fearing populace. They were aided, of course, by the leftist  media, by the Socialist douchebags in our Congress, and a host of other nutjobs in our society.

Its not surprising to see that the Liberal Elitists feel it is better to lie through ones teeth than to be true to ones beliefs. What Carrie did was to make a choice…she could give in to the basest instinct of self-preservation and self-greed, and lie to gain that prize which she has been working towards all her life, or she could be true to herself, her beliefs and her personal morals, knowing that in doing so she committed hari-kari, destroying any chance at being crowned Miss USA. Folks like Perez Hilton have this idea that if they dangle a prize like Miss USA in front of people, that those people will lie to gain the notoriety and fame.

You proved them wrong. You showed them that you are so much better a person than they.

Because, in todays leftist controlled society, being Miss USA means supporting gay unions, illegal immigration, gun control, nationalization of our capitalist systems, the squelching of free speech in the name of he *greater good*, etc.

Being Miss USA today means hating the country, hating the documents which gave birth to this country, and hating those who fight and die defending this country.

Being Miss USA today really means being Miss Anti-USA.

Carrie…I truly hope that in the six degrees of separation that exists out there, you somehow come to read this post. I’ll be the first to admit that I can be, in the eyes of some, a vile, foul-mouthed man, entrenched in his politically incorrect beliefs. But what I am is true to myself. I can go to sleep every night knowing that I’m setting an example for my kids of what it is to be your own person, and to be true to yourself. Because, in the end, all the noise in society today is nothing more that a bunch of crying, whining, spoiled brats, who feel that the world owes them something because they are a minority and are under someones thumb.

To be honest, I would suggest that someone of your stature should only read this one post, and not anything else on this blog, else you would probably be most reviled at how someone as hateful as myself could support you. And thats OK, because I don’t of myself as hateful. I’m just honest. Hateful is wanting to cause extreme pain with my words/actions. I don’t strive for pain…I strive to shine the light of truth and common sense on that which I find abhorrent.

Stick to your guns, Carrie. There should be more role models like you for the young girls of America, and less J-Lo’s, LiLo’s Britannys, Madonnas, et al.

Today, I’m proud of you, and uplifted in the knowledge that in the USA, there is still a moral thread that refuses to break.

Thank you, Carrie.

Patriot

Ron Kuby and Somali Pirates

OK…a bit of back history here. I’m a New Yorker…no, not one of the Lib Elitist downstate New Yorkers. I’m an Upstater. We are conservative, we hunt, we fish, and we cling to our religion and our guns. Opening Day of deer season is a ritual like no other…all the *real* American kids skip school, grab their rifles, and go into the great outdoors with their dads to hunt. The rest of the kids go into our institutions of Big Brother Brainwashing and learn to sing Kumbaya, hold hands, cry about how the country is Imperialistic, feel guilty about having parents who make more money than the wino who doesn’t want to do a decent days work for a decent wage, etc.

Now that you understand where I’m coming from, you’ll understand my utter contempt for the douchebag that is Ron Kuby. On my commutes to work in the mornings, I used to listen to Curtis Sliwa (founder of the Guardian Angels) on WABC Radio, who unfortunately had to share the morning microphone with Kuby, the Communist Yambag (he proudly admitted it every day on the radio….that he is a Commie. He disavaowed being a Yambag, but all of us real Americans know him for what he is…a Yambag. For those of you who don’t know what a yambag is, its the male appendage which the likes of Perez Hilton enjoys getting teabagged with. You figure it out…)

Anyways, this idiot Kuby now wants to defend the idiot pirate who decided that he and three of his now dead buddies could take on the US Navy and make millions of dollars from the paper tiger, because they all know that America is weak. See, the problem here is that they only hear the squeakiest wheels like Kuby, who I’ll admit is spineless and weak. The kid was all smiles when he came to America on Monday. Then on Tuesday, he was crying like a baby when the translator repeated all the charges against him, and he finally realized that it wasn’t a game, and that the USA was playing hardball. Kuby is actually claiming that the pirate was *fooled* when he accepted an offer of help from the US Navy for the wounded hand he suffered, and that he is now being held illegally because he though that his acceptance of aid was under  a mutual agreement of a truce on the high seas. Kuby is trying to say (and this shows how much of an idiot he is) that our offer of aid constituted a truce in the standoff, and by extension the USA violated the truce by double-crossing this poor, uneducated product of a human society which doesn’t care for those who are less fortunate. Yo see, in Kuby’s universe, if the world would just embrace Communism, then everyone would be equal, and this piracy on the high seas would never have happened, because we would all be miserable together, therefore we would all be equal.

Kuby is a shithead. May the fleas of a thousand uneducated Somali youths infect his yambag…

Just impeach the idiot already…

I’m going to do just like the asswipes at the Daily Kos, and call for the Impeachment of the sitting President, who we all can see now is an idiot. Lets run down his idiot-ness (is that a word?) and see how well he’s done in his first 63 days in office…

• The Europeans, who were all lining up to take turns attaching their lips to his dick and sucking like a vintage Hoover vacuum cleaner have had an epiphany, and now are convinced that he’s an utter moron who doesn’t know shit about economics, foreign policy, domestic policy, etc, etc, etc, and is also completely clueless on how to properly treat a visiting head of state or foreign dignitary with the decorum that the position deserves. Us conservatives pointed out that he was a complete bumbling idiot, but the Europeans wouldn’t listen, and accused us conservatives of trying to *steal* the election by scaring the world into thinking that he would ruin their economies. I guess we were right, but its rather a moot point, because the idiot got elected.
• He has spent more, in the first 63 days of the presidency, than all of the other presidents COMBINED have spent in their first FULL YEAR in office. Thats impressive, only because we were told that it would be impossible to spend that much money in that short of a period because it would bankrupt the country, so all of us conservatives were told that we were just *being alarmists* and trying to win an election with our own moron by scaring the bejesus out of the population in order to *steal* the election from the Messiah. I guess we were right, but its rather a moot point, because the idiot got elected.
• We conservatives pointed out that he couldn’t cobble together a coherent sentence on his own without the help of a staff of writers, and teleprompters placed in a grid-like pattern in a radius of 50 feet, spaced two feet apart in any direction form the next available teleprompter, so as to make sure the idiot wouldn’t stumble over the words, or forget his place. And even with all that, the idiot *lost* his place on the scrolling teleprompter, and just babbled for 5 minutes while the staff tried to scroll the text back so that he could stop making an idiot of himself. Again, I guess we were right, but its rather a moot point, because the idiot got elected.
• He wouldn’t know an un-corrupt politician if said politician dropped to his knees and gave him the best damned hummer he’s ever had in his whole life, better than what even his old lady has given him. His is the first presidency in history where the amount of overall appointments is running neck and neck with the amount of tax cheats he’s appointed. Us conservatives pointed out that OBambi was nothing more than a corrupt Chicago asswipe. I guess we were right, but its rather a moot point, because the idiot got elected.
• We pointed out that he’s a gun-grabber, and he even turned the spotlight onto himself with the *clinging to religion and guns* statement he made, but the panty-wetters at the Brady Outhouse to Prevent you from Exercising your Second Amendment Right got their titty-nipples tied into knots and claimed that we were trying to scare the law-abiding citizens into not voting for him, in effect trying to steal the election by spreading false and vicious rumors. I guess we were right, but its rather a moot point, because the idiot got elected.

The list of stuff goes on, but I’m not going to bore my readership with the more mundane things that prove, beyond a doubt, that he’s a complete fucking bozo, an idiot who couldn’t find his ass with both hands and a map, a moron who demeans the office of  the Presidency by going on late-night talk shows and yucks it up, laughing as he talks about how much money he’s going to be spending in order to *fix* the broken government that he *inherited*

And you Libs thought Bush was stupid? This guy is infantile. He’s way out of his league, and he may very well be impeached after the 2010 election by t he wave of conservatives that will no doubt be swept into office to stop this lunatic from destroying any more than he’s already destroyed.

He will be forced from office before filling out a full term. He will leave the Office of the President in shambles, disgraced on the world stage.